It's a book (conventional vs modern)

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What do you have there?
It’s a book.
Do you scroll down?
No. you turn the page. It’s a book
Can you blog with it?
No. it’s a book.
Can it twit?
No
Can it text?
Can I wi fi?
Does it need a password?
No
Can you do this?
No
It’s a book.

Are you going to give it back?
No, but I’ll charge it up when I’m done.
Ohhh, you don’t have to.